The Honorable Senator Teddy A. Boondoggle - Moot Pointe's esteemed representative in government. Comes from a long line of distinguished statesmen, however he is doing his best to break that tradition. Lives in "the big house on the hill". Never met a voter he didn't like, at least until after election day. Has found that the best way to quash rumors of his current scandal is to begin a new one. Boasts that his faithfulness to his constituents is akin to his faithfulness to his wife. Married, divorced nine times.