The results of what happens when you marry your "cousin", Hayu T. Cornbred is "friend to all" whether you like it or not. Living in a trailer down by the river, he is a frequent (all too frequent for Fran) visitor to the B&B and curious as to all that's going on. He is also curious about how in the world a screw operates, but as of yet has not been able to figure it out. This is probably because he has a few of his own loose. He works part-time for the Moote Pointe Road and Pot Hole Commission as a speed bump at the corner of Main and You'relost (which is French for, "good luck asking me for directions").